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And a Punk Rocker in a Pear Tree Part II (Feat. Mavis and Manning)

December 21, 2016 by Hayley Cain

And now, answering the burning question of what Mavis and Manning want this year...

RAT DOG CHRISTMAS, FEAT. MAVIS AND PEYTON MANNING CAIN

December 21, 2016 /Hayley Cain
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WHAT'S NEW?
Crush the Heartland Midwest Tour is a GO!
Mar 29, 2019
Crush the Heartland Midwest Tour is a GO!
Mar 29, 2019

HOLY GO GO BOOTS BATMAN! We’re doing 8 states in 10 days with borrowed gear and a new drummer friend, Dougie Tangent! Hope to see you on the road (please bring snacks).

Mar 29, 2019
Aug 14, 2018
Mermaid Found in Morro Bay! (My New Vid)
Aug 14, 2018

“Is it cool? Is it lame? Did they like it, share it or ignore it altogether? Our new single ‘Blue and Green’ is all about letting go of that constant anxiety–if you can hack it! Living on the sleepy Central Coast of California, the sea is a constant reminder of what’s actually real.

Aug 14, 2018
Asking for What you Want (& Tour Dates!)
Mar 2, 2018
Asking for What you Want (& Tour Dates!)
Mar 2, 2018

Thoughts on my latest podcast and updated tour dates for Spring 2018! I want to be that little nudge of encouragement for your day, whatever that's filled with. So, go ahead. Ask for what you want. Give yourself that validation and permission. Then go forth and connect with everyone! Just make sure you're connecting in a real way. Connection is wasted if it's not authentic.

Mar 2, 2018
Play Like a Girl LA (Plus a New Sparkle & Destroy Podcast)!
Nov 24, 2017
Play Like a Girl LA (Plus a New Sparkle & Destroy Podcast)!
Nov 24, 2017

FINALLY! A new Sparkle and Destroy podcast episode and some new live music news, too! I'll see you live for the free Play Like a Girl Showcase in LA this Nov. 30. Till then, listen to this behind the scenes podcast episode detailing the good, bad, and ugly of recording my newest album. Warning: It gets messy!

Nov 24, 2017
Tour Confessions Part 4: Watch that Hotdog Dance!
Oct 21, 2017
Tour Confessions Part 4: Watch that Hotdog Dance!
Oct 21, 2017

A dancing hot dog man, two car crashes, and "Wallmarting" through hell and back. In this final installment of Hayley and the Crushers' Crusher Confessions Tour, we come out the other side smelling like a couple of Las Vegas urinal cakes with a musky touch of ... is that Hennessy and Chinese food?

Oct 21, 2017
Tour Confessions Part 3: Portland's Burning
Oct 11, 2017
Tour Confessions Part 3: Portland's Burning
Oct 11, 2017

Warning: Tour memories are like photos from a crummy disposable camera. Some are pitifully undeveloped; some wildly overdeveloped, and some have my dumb thumb blocking the frame, so no one will even get it but me.

Oct 11, 2017
Tour Confessions Part I! You Only Need One Friend
Sep 19, 2017
Tour Confessions Part I! You Only Need One Friend
Sep 19, 2017

Tour ended last week, but it really started nine months ago. Way before booking began, way before desperately emailing bands I’d never heard of, and way, way, way before 3,030+ miles in a stinky van with two bearded partners in crime.

Sep 19, 2017
Ventura Surf Rodeo here I come!
Jun 21, 2017
Ventura Surf Rodeo here I come!
Jun 21, 2017
Jun 21, 2017
OMFG I'm a Cartoon!
Feb 20, 2017
OMFG I'm a Cartoon!
Feb 20, 2017

I had been admiring (read: STALKING) Hexelot's Instragram for a while before I sent her a little nudge of encouragement. DID NOT EXPECT THIS : )

Feb 20, 2017
Oct 18, 2016
Jewel Case Cassettes and CDs have arrived!
Oct 18, 2016
Oct 18, 2016
UPCOMING SHOWS
Apr 25
Apr 25, 2019 – May 11, 2019
2019 Midwest Tour!
Apr 25, 2019 – May 11, 2019
Apr 25, 2019 – May 11, 2019
May 10
May 10, 2019
Ventura Garage w/ Dirty Limbs, PINNR, Coffin
May 10, 2019
May 10, 2019
May 11
May 11, 2019 – May 12, 2019
Highland Park Bowl w/ Rat Fancy, Dirty Limbs, Cosmic Kitten
May 11, 2019 – May 12, 2019
May 11, 2019 – May 12, 2019
May 12
May 12, 2019 – May 13, 2019
Alex's Bar w/ Yawn, Transistor, Dirty Limbs
May 12, 2019 – May 13, 2019
May 12, 2019 – May 13, 2019
May 24
May 24, 2019 – May 25, 2019
The Siren w/ SuperSuckers, Speedealer
May 24, 2019 – May 25, 2019
May 24, 2019 – May 25, 2019
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    • Sep 9, 2015 (I've got that) sharky feeling! Sep 9, 2015
    • Sep 10, 2015 Twang. Bang. Repeat. Suriving (almost) 12 hours of live music. Sep 10, 2015
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    • Aug 5, 2016 A Ladyfest Feminist Summer Reading List: Alice Bag Aug 5, 2016
    • Aug 22, 2016 LA + SF Tour Dates Announced! Aug 22, 2016
    • Aug 22, 2016 Raw Track from the new record! (Hot Shot) Aug 22, 2016
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    • Sep 5, 2016 We're on the Burger Records Cassette 2016 Store Day Playlist! Sep 5, 2016
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    • Dec 21, 2016 And a Punk Rocker in a Pear Tree Part II (Feat. Mavis and Manning) Dec 21, 2016
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    • Feb 19, 2017 Sparkle and Destroy Ep. 3 May Black of MUTT! Feb 19, 2017
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